I had this fabulous idea today.
I'm hoping that some scientist already had this idea and is already working on the next version of Chantix.
What the world needs -- other than a pill that helps you to quit smoking -- is a pill to help some of us eat healthy.
I'm not saying "a diet pill," because that's not what I mean. I mean, wouldn't it be fabulous if there were a pill we could take that would re-wire our brains so that we didn't looooooooove chocolate and butter and cream and things with sugar in them? Wouldn't it be fabulous if our brains were programmed to think that raw carrots and celery were yummy treats? Wouldn't that make it so much easier to eat right and lower our cholesterol?
If they made a pill that could make me stop loving cigarettes... how far are "they" from making a pill that convinces me that potato chips are not the delicious crunchy delights that I think they are right now?
The thing is -- if they *do* invent a pill like that, I would like to be able to stop taking it now and then. Like, on my birthday. And on Independence Day. Because honestly, one should be able to have apricot nectar cake or big, sloppy chili dogs loaded with cheese *occasionally*. I mean, that's just fair.
Isn't it?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
I am so in agreement with your next scientific discovery! First Chantix for cigrettes, next food! I think this is exactly what the world needs considering obesity is becomming the number one killer of Americans. I would be the first to signup for the clinical trials! But, like you I would want to go off and indulge in a loaded chili dog or nice slice of prime rib on special occassions. I miss your blogs! Thanks for the good laugh this morning!
Peace,
Diva
Post a Comment